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youtube is the best offer i've had in a long long time sigh oh god
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Yoinked from athenaprime and miakun

If you're worried the WGA strike is going to affect your favorite shows soon down the line, never fear! There's already new script concepts floating out there to keep your beloved characters on the small screen. Such as this gem for House.

http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qtospEoisqoEuUorFBoUBopptotBrEo7N36bmouEUp

Well, timewasting games and monkeys and my name here on lj, you know.

This sentence is grammatically correct: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

My brain hurts.

Parents accept radio station's offer to give their children a Playstation 3... er, that's give *up* their children *for* a Playstation 3.

With bonus mp3-ey goodness.

[link stolen from Fark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BON5nd8Fg

hehehehe.

This is just wrong on so many levels.

So this gave me a giggle out of the blue this evening:



The sad part about it is, however, is that that's the best offer I've had in a long, long time. *sigh*

Stolen from noneko,

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

"However, you do not need a quest to enter any of these places. Some players simply explore places of interest looking for more loot and experience. The monsters inside these places are usually more powerful than the monsters in the surrounding wilderness, and they are clustered in large groups."

*cry*

Stolen from grimbles, who then got it stolen by everyone else. :)

The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf) Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed? Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance. Your exact opposite: Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so. You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls. ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth CONSIDER: The Loverboy Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: cavortingmonkey

... is the best thing since sliced bread, rly.

I just found the video of Jon Stewart's first monologue coming back after the 9/11 attacks and man, it still gets to me just as much as when I first watched it on the air a little over 4 years ago now. (Even though, as I write this, I have CNN on in the background and, with all the like, news going on these days, they've chosen to go with full, live coverage of the press conference of the Powerball winners in Moosejaw, Wisconsin or wherever they are.)

It's kind of funny, really. I used to despise the man for taking over the Daily Show from my beloved Craig Kilborn, but this speech, oddly enough, is where I think I truly became a fan of Stewart's.

In related, but completely different news, did you know that:
Ayds helps you control your appetite so you lose weight.

and also...

Ayds may taste like a candy, but Ayds contains one of the most effective appetite suppressants you can buy.

1. Thank the person that tagged you.
2. List 5 random/strange/weird things about you.
3. Tag 5 other people

kluna66502 commands, and I obey.

1) I was born in Richard Nixon's hometown of Whittier, California.
2) I once auditioned in front of a mall crowd for one of those god-awful lip-synch shows that were all over TV in the 80's. My song? Nena's 99 Luftballons... the German version. I didn't, and still don't, speak German.
3) I can't stand practical jokes or television shows devoted to same. I get way too guilty to enjoy them.
4) I once punched a dentist in terror as he was looking at my teeth.
5) I have a half-sister I didn't know about 'til I turned 21, and have yet to meet or even contact her.

Tagging? Let's see:

athenaprime
fezastwin
rimwalker
onebird
prisoner_24601

Mainly because most of these folks don't post nearly often enough. Oh, you know who you are. :p

Posting this in honor of kluna66502, the queen of huitlacoche:

http://cornonthekabob.ytmnd.com/

(Make sure you listen close to the lyrics while you read the text.)

I thought this was a joke.

I even checked on Amazon to see if it really was a joke.

I don't think it's a joke.

Hold me?

And, just for zk273, something equally as frightening which I don't think is a joke, either.

Though you have to admit...



That is one scary-ass elephant. ;)

Also, I'm proud to announce that in my never-ending quest to find the world's cutest picture? I, snarkywench/cavortingmonkey/thatchickthere, have taken a great leap forward.

( You have been warned. )

Oh, I am so scared of monsters!

[link stolen from Metafilter.]

Since I haven't updated this thing in awhile, here's way more information about Ricky Martin than you ever wanted to know.

No, seriously.

You're welcome.

Too many uppers? Botox? A finger up the bum?

( You make the call. )